Isn't it ironic?

No. It bloody well isn't. Alanis Morissette, you're an idiot.

"A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break." - where's the irony, please tell me.

"It's meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife." - again, where is the irony?

If you can't write anything sensible then, for the sake of humanity as a whole and my patience specifically, please do one of two things:

1) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony

2) Sod off back to Canada.

That will be all.