Dilemma

It is a problem that is spoken of fairly frequently in this post-feminist world of ours: if you're not sure whether a woman is pregnant or a fatty, should you give your seat up? I feel that the answer is obvious, and that you should give up your seat.

You cannot lose in this situation. If the person is pregnant, then you look polite and the pregnant woman is able to rest. If she's just fat, then she is a fatty, and therefore doesn't have feelings. Like ogres. Or, in the rare event that she does have feelings, then she gets upset, and perhaps loses weight, saving both her life and taxpayer's money. As I said, you can't lose.