In the current media-frenzy about Top Gear's tame racing driver, and seeing as my number of readers about equals that of the Hurdy Gurdy Times, I thought that I would reveal my secret:
Not only am I the Stig...I'm also the reasonably priced car. That's right, every Wednesday that Top Gear is filmed I fly down to Guildford, transform into a Cheverolet Lacetti, and sometimes 'accidentally' make a wheel fall off. Lionel Richie should have listened to my demo. That showed him.
Anyway, I'm just glad I can finally get this off my cold, hard, metallic chest. Please don't treat me any differently because I sometimes wear a helmet.
'Per cent' - Its French
15 years ago
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