Age and Beauty

I like cars. In the not too distant future, I hope to own some decent ones, and perhaps some obscure ones (a hearse, for example). However, as a general rule, I do not like Porsches. They all seem to be driven by complete cocks who spend half an hour before the journey making sure that their fringe is just-so. This is something that I dislike.

Not only that, but all modern Porsches seem to look the same. Below are three entirely different models. For the life of me, I can't tell them apart:

All I can tell you about them is, "one is red." Excellent. But I can't help but wonder where it went wrong. In their past, Porsche have made some beautiful cars. One of my absolute favourite cars is the old Porsche 356 - Porsche's first production car:

How did Porsche get from this to the boring, indistinguishable cars that they churn out today? I just wish that they would sack either sack their designer or give him a kick up the hintern. I am bored of Porsche. Roll on Ford: