Teenage Pregnancy Implementation Manager. Have you got the balls to do this job?

As the 2009 approaches, some people will be thinking of new year's resolutions, some will have already started getting bladdered and some will be doing other things.

I have decided that in the new year, I am going to bring happiness to the world. And I shall do this by, every day until I get bored, giving you a joke from my 'sick jokes' joke book. Some of them are quite sick. Dead babies, paedophilia and general light-hearted bigotry might be involved. You have been warned.