Seeing as the prom has occurred since my last post, you're probably thinking that I will be describing how surprisingly good it was, how I enjoyed myself, how I like chocolate fountains, and how I thought that Bernie did a good job with her after-party.
How wrong you are. THE BADGERS LIVE! Which, to be honest, is perhaps a bit daft. The problem with badgers, apart from the terrible obesity problems, is that they are spreading TB among the nation's cattle. This makes farmers annoyed and makes cows go, "moo," because they're cows and don't have a clue what's going on.
But fear not, ye workers of the land, I have a variety of solutions:
1. Electric fence around the cows (each individual one).
2. Electric fence around the field.
3. Badger food laced with arsenic.
4. Badgers laced with arsenic. Other cows will notice that they kill, and stay away.
5. Shoot the badgers.
I quite like option 5, because the badgers die in all of them anyway, and I want to try hunting. Hooray for badgers!
'Per cent' - Its French
15 years ago
2 comments:
I severely disapprove of your anti-badger stance in this post, and expect a full apology to the National Association of Badgers (NAB) in the near future. Good day sir.
I apologise for the lack of clarity, but the stance I have taken in this post is, 'save the cows because they're tasty,2 combined with the classic, 'hooray for shooting stuff with little real justification.' Please excuse any inconvenience caused by this.
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