Old Man

Something hugely depressing happened today. I was walking through a Marks and Spencer, and actually thought, "that's nice."

Now I'm sure that M & S have been trying to make their image a bit younger, because having an average buyer age of 175 is not very good for business, but this is not good. I wish I wasn't an old man. It's just weird.

In fact, even worse, I already own a T-shirt and pair of shorts from there. And I'd still wear them if the weather was right.

It wasn't like this in my day.